The Very Best Fly Fishing Waders
An idea, a pen, some markers and a scratch piece of paper later…
Behold the best fly fishing waders in the universe. Won’t guarantee you that these waders will bring more fish to your net… but look at all of those bad-ass features. No self respecting angler should expect anything less than waders hand crafted from post-apocalyptic space-age materials. Yes… these waders do smell just like bacon, available in vegetarian soy cucumber aroma too. You’ll not only look technically superior stream-side, you’ll command respect. 10 times better than Simms’s G4Z Stockingfoots and 15½ times better than Patagonia’s Rio Gallegos… modestly priced to move at only $6999.50!!!
Sowbug Waders Features
(50% Cash deposit required, specify size and aroma. Add $429.95 for Mesh Bottom Beverage Holder)
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Genius! I have been waiting and waiting for soy cucumber scented fishing gear.
Wait no more!!! Warning: little vermin like to chew on soy based products…
Okay, I’m ordering mine, soy cumcumber. Do they come in puce?
Sure! We would need payment in full though.
Set phasers to stun… absolutely ridiculous!
Ridiculous, is how much some of these companies are charging for waterproof overalls.
these are awesome. putting all my other gear up on eBay right now to raise money for the downpayment.
Oh just wait till you see the boots…
Waders of tomorrow, heck I need waders of today. My wader luck has been terrible; perhaps if I spend close to 7K they won’t leak! I’ll send my good faith payment in the morning…ha!
Waders of today shouldn’t be a game of luck! It’s not the lottery.